"Hello and Welcome to RWF Part 21 the live Pay per View RooneyLash!. It will be smaller than the last ppv RooneYMania you will be pleased to hear. Please dont mind the arrogance of my writing I have just done another 2 pages of Graphics project anyway.I am Arnie Law joined again by Fat Farrar and Britney. Will we have a new RWF champ tonight? Plus will Crowder become a free man tonight or a divorcee? Lets get started!

1 Hardcore chp. Pummel Me Prescott (Champ) vs Gallant Graham.

After Prescott won the title last night thanks to the Rowdy Roddy Rogers interference Prescott was forced to put his belt back on line. Has Prescott joined Rogers new group Right to Rogers? Will Graham win back his title? . Well he started well enough punching Prescott several times on the forehead trying to take his frustrations of last night on him. Prescott tried to run off to claim compusure but was chased by Gallant. Prescott didnt look where he was going and ran into the steel steps. Gallant picked up the baseball and waited for Prescott to get up. Prescott however could see this and tried to crawl away Graham caught him by the leg though and began assaulting his leg with the bat. Prescott wailed in agony when all of the sudden Rogers came out!. Graham smirked he saw revenge and chased towards Rogers with the baseball bat. Rogers saw him and ran back the other way!. Graham walked back towards the ring only to be met by a chair to the forehead by Wonder boy Walmsley!. What the hell??. Walmsley picks up the unconscious Graham and tosses him into the ring where the still in agony and looking like his ankle is twisted Prescott pins him, 1,2,3 NOO this is unfair again!. PRESCOTT RETAINS HARDCORE BELT> Graham wakes up fuming he has been robbed again. Precott is already running though but Walmsley is too slow and is caught by Gallant who begins beating him up with a metal pipe. Graham wants revenge badly Prescott had better watch out hes a wanted man now hes robbed Graham twice in 2 days!

2 European Chp Bomb like Bond vs Sean 0 Mac vs Hit me Hawes

Bondy was out to finish this matchup quickly and teared at Hawes who was caught unaware and received a right beating. Sean looked on like usually happens in triple threats. Bondy caught Hawes with a sweet ddt and followed up with a backbreaker. Ouch good thing Hawes likes pain. Bond attempts the pin 1,2but of course Sean interupts and these 2 begin to fight leaving Hawes in pain on the floor. Bondy tries to clothesline Sean but gets the ref instead. Sean sees his opportunity to use a weapon with the ref down however he is not the only one as Bondy picks up a weapon at the same time. They are both going to hit each other watch out. Hawes gets up at this time though and feels the force of the 2 weapons hitting him by mistake. Hawes falls onto the canvas. Bondy and Sean look up not knowing whats happened. They swing at each other but end up knocking each other out. Both men fall onto Hawes.the ref is back up now is counting this as a pin what the hell.1,2,3.Oh my God both men pinned Hawes by mistake we have 2 champions I think.Oh my God. BOND RETAINS BELT BELT BUT SEAN WINS IT!

3 Intcont belt Horrific Hatch (champ) vs Des Mcevoy vs Hitman Hughes

After Hatch won the title from Pistol last night in strange circumstances last night he was forced to retain it tonight. Incase you were wondering Hatch won by submission though Pistol never tapped out people think Vince ordered it because Pistol was holding too many belts and needed to lose one. Anyway back to the matchup Tagteam chp Des made a great start taking out both men with dropkicks. Tagteam gold was not on the line tonight as Pistol was in RWF title match. Hatch was falling back and tried to swing at Des who replied with a knuckle sandwhich to Hatches mouth. Hughes tried to run at Des but again he was knocked down by Des. These angered both men who doubleteamed Des down and began punching at him. Des tried to get up again allowing Hughes to attempt the bulldog on Hatch. Hatch ducked and instead put on the armbar submission move (ask him for details) Hughes was straining and Des was trying to get up to save the match.But Hughes taps out!. HATCH HAS RETAINED THE INTCONT TITLE one month after losing it. Des howver was angry at Hatch and began to beat him up in the corner. The cameras pan out and we go to a..

ADVERTS CELEBRATING 3 MONTHS OF RWF AND LOOKING AT RWW AT WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO MIKES SHOW. Plus we look at DYKER GROVE, FIGHT LEAGUE, F2 , ONE FOOT IN THE DAVE AND KERLEY( Thats all the sucking up done lets get back..)

4 Vince Rooney Vs The Crowder

The match details were simple enough if Crowder won Vince would pay for him to be released and pay solicitor fees etc. However if Vince won Crowder would have to divorce Tammy and move away for goodoooo..Both men were very nervous at the start with so much to lose however if was Vince who began the brightest using a series of deadly kicks on Crowder who withered in pain. Crowder tried fighting back with some nice moves off the top rope but this infact weakened him allowing Vince to put the choke hold on him. But wait heres Tammy shes coming to help Crowder she is carrying a chair!. Tammy runs into the ring and is about to smack er Dad but stops and waits too scared to do it. Crowder is still on the floor in the chokehold and looks on. Vinces goons now come on to clear Tammy away but she is too smart and uses the chairs on them. She was the hooded man remember. By now Crowder is passing out and Tammy gives in planting the chair on her poor Dad. Tammy looks upset at her actions but managers to roll Crowder over Vince 1,2,3CROWDER IS A FREE MAN or at least his legal expenses are being paid for but Tammy may have pushed her Father over the edge and may receive his Backlash(ironic moment)

5 RWF title: Sgt Army ( Champ) vs Pistol Pete vs Macho Man Mike

Ahh the big one. Who will win well read this paragraph and find out oh yound needy one. This matchup was a classic RWF one. You could never know who was going to win it. At first it was Army who was using his experience to attack both inexperienced Pistol and former champ Mike with big kicks to the face followed by DDTs. Army was waving to the crowd thinking the match was already over. This allowed Mike to get up and begin his assault for the title. Down went Sgt with a punch to the head when the quick Macho drop and lovely punches. Pistol rose up and was met with another DDT. Macho is on the way to glory here. Army is puched back to the floor and mike is waiting for the Macho Man bottom. WHAM! Down goes Army we have a new champ Pistol is still out!. 1,2,3 MACHO MAN IS THE NEW RWF CHAMPION AGAIN. But hang on the refis taking the belt off him claiming that infact Army had his leg on the rope but the ref was counting the pin whats going on. The match continues with Macho waiting for Amry to rise again MACHO MAN BOTTOM AGAIN!!. 1,2..Pistol is now back up and has caught Mike unaware PISTOL SHOT PISTOL SHOT oh my god. Pistol pins we have a new champ 1,2,,, whos this its Armys friend on the motorbike who keeps helping him hes riding into the ring!. The person still covered in helmet stops pistol pinning and when slams his head into the motorbike. There is a loud crunch as his skull is rammed into the motorbike sideNow the person is pulling Amry over Peter.Now the person is driving off. The ref is counting the pin 1,2,3 SGT ARMY RETAINS THE BELT OH MY OH MY!!!..WHO IS THAT PERSON ON THE MOTOR BIKE WHO KEEPS HELPING HIM. WILL VINCE PAY FOR CROWDER TO BE A FREE MAN HOW WILL HE GET REVENGE. FIND ALL THAT AND MORE NEXT WEEK ON RWF: ROONEY IS WAR!