Welcome to the very final RWF show tonight. Welcome once more to RWF UnRooneyLike. Will we find out who killed Ig Show, Hatch, Governor Will and Gordon tonight? Who will be the last RWF Champion? Who is better Mike or Pete? All the answers tonight

1 RWF Hardcore Championship: Justice John (Champ) Vs Callous Cold Corbo

John came out looking arrogant and smug with his belt. The animal Corbo charged out and whipped John across the ring and smacked him down with a huge right. John got to his feet and raked Corbos eyes and threw him out of the ring. John then began assaulting Corbo outside the ring with many different weapons drawing Corbos blood. Corbo lay on the concrete floor with blood pouring from a huge gash. But Corbo wasnt out of it like John thought. Corbo got to his feet and pushed John into the ropes and hit a huge stunner! 1,2,3 CORBO IS HARDCORE CHAMPION!

We see Vince Rooney arriving he meets Sgt Army in the car park. There is tension in the air. Both men leave without any fight starting though.

2 RWF European Championship: Des Mcevoy (Champ) Vs Rowdy Roddy Rogers Vs Criminal Crowder

Crowder pranced to the ring and kissed Rogers on the lips! Rogers slapped Crowder away and the match was started! Des watched while Rogers went mad on Crowder. Crowder began laughing as he ran away from Rogers. Des tripped Crowder up and let Rogers pound on him. Crowder seemed to be enjoying this though. Rogers got up to his feet and was hit with some metalbuild magic by Des knocking him out cold. Crowder got to his feet and smacked Des from behind. But the knock did nothing for Des and he remained on his feet simply turning around to floor Crowder with a huge boot 1,2,3 DES RETAINS!!

Vince Rooney goes to the ring looking arrogant. He grabs the microphone and orders the RWF murderer to come out and reveal himself since this is the very last RWF show. Suddenly the lights dim and a man can be seen approaching the ring. But its so dark no one can tell whom it is Hello Vince. the figure announces, Youre never going to guess in a million years who I am.

Part 2 coming soon! Who will win between Mike and Pete?? Who will be the last champion Sgt or Nall? Who is the damn murderer?

Well here we are folks Ive been keeping you waiting to try and keep the RWF running as long as possible but here we go the final chapter. Tonight we will find out the murderer of such wrestlers like Hatch, Will and Gordon, we will see who is better finally Mike or Pete and then finally who will hold the RWF title for the last Nall or Sgt Army. Lets find out now

Vince orders the lights to be turned on so he can see who it is. Finally the lights come back on but the person has gone. Except a note has been left in the ring. The mystery killer demands an RWF title shot tonight or five people will die. Vince Rooney looks nervous and grants the title shot to the mystery man.

1 Pistol Pete Vs Macho Man Mike

Pistol comes out with the crowd firmly behind him. Mike tries to attack from behind but Pistol runs away from Mike before starting his hit and run tactics. Mike is frustrated and tries to smack Pete but misses and lands on the floor in a crumpled heap. Pete continues his own assault grinding Mike down into the corner of the ring with fierce punches before a well-executed suplex. Pete covers but Mike powers out at 2. Pete fires Mike into the ropes and goes for the elbow but Mike ducks the elbow and hits the DDT on Pete. Both men collapse on the floor. THE TENSION IS OFF THE PAGE HERE! Mike flips onto his feet and waits for Pete to get up and hits the spine buster. Mike looks down on Pete and takes his arm pad off HES GOING FOR THE WOLFF GLORY ELBOW! Mike runs into the rope and is set to land the elbow on Pistol but Pete shoots away and hits a huge Pistol Shot on Mike! 1,2MIKE KICKS OUT! Pistol looks on shocked and picks the half unconscious Mike up and tries to go for the next Pistol shot. Mike blocks and goes for the macho slam, but Pistol kicks out of it and goes for the Pistol Shot! Mike ducks the pistol shot and hits another DDT. Suddenly out comes King Kenny! Kenny runs into the ring and hits Mike with his title belt! DEAR GOD ALMIGHTY! MIKE IS DOWN! Kenny jumps out of the ring and Mike staggers to his feet only for Pete to finally hit the pistol shot on him!! 1,23 PISTOL PETE WINS! WHY DID KENNY SCREW MIKE THOUGH

Backstage Macho Man Mike is looking pissed off he walks down the corridor calling for King Kenny to come on out.

Arnie Law is interviewing Kenny on why he interrupted the Pistol and Mike match. Im fed up with people thinking the RWF is Macho Man Mike. I want to make history in the RWF. This is the final show so I want to make a huge impression on the biggest man in it Kenny leaves to get ready for his final match.

The King Kenny Tournament: King Kenny (Intercont champion) Vs Pummel me Prescott accompanied by Blinding Beth Whelan

King Kenny comes out with his belt ready for action. The match starts with Tom going for glory immediately charging at Kenny and smacking him off his feet and pounding him into the canvas (in a none sexual sense) Kenny got to his feet and tried to get his hands on Tom but Mr Prescott went straight for Kennys knee taking him off his feet again. Suddenly Macho Man Mike strolled out and came to ringside and watched the match next to Blinding Beth Whelan. Tom continued with his advantage setting Kenny up for his finishing move twelve A stars but Kenny responded with an illegal kick to the privates on Tom and hit the coronation move. 1,2,3 KING KENNY RETAINS! As soon as the match was over Mike jumped into the ring and hit the Macho Slam on Kenny! Mike then continued to beat the living hell out of Kenny leaving him bloodied and battered Well Kenny I think I just made a huge impression on your bloodied body Mike smirked

To be continuedwell the final part of the RWF comes within 10 minutes. Who will be the final champion Sgt Army or General Nall or could it be the mystery murderer who has been granted a title shot if he doesnt kill anyone else. Who is the mystery murderer? We will find out very shortly.

Hello and for the final ever time let me welcome you all to the last RWF. I have to admit this is a very emotional episode to write. I would like to firstly thank you all for being part of this unforgettable adventure we will never forget. I started the RWF in December 2000 and we are in the 22^nd month. Now lets begin this final part of our adventurewho is the murderer? The person will be revealed within any second as the murderer has been granted an RWF title shot on condition he stops killing people. what a clever guy.

RWF World Heavyweight Championship: General Nall (Champion) Accompanied by Corporal Collins Vs Sgt Army Vs The mysterious Murderer

Both Nall and Sgt are in the ring ready to start the match but the unknown murderer does not come out. So the match starts without him. Sgt is on a roll and roars out of the blocks knocking Nall off his feet and then smacking his ally Collins then he tried to get into the ring. Sgt picks Nall up high into the air and slams him down viciously. The crowd cheer in this military style match. Sgt attaches a bear hug on Nall and begins squeezing the living hell out of him. Nall turns read. Collins races into the ring again and kicks Sgt off Nall! Sgt slams his fist into Collins but Nall is behind and hits the Nail in the coffin! Nall pins 1,2. SGT WONT GIVE UP ON THIS FINAL NIGHT! Sgt is on his knees but hits a series of punches on Nall. Wait a minute someone is coming down the ramp towards the ring it must be the murderer the final wrestler in tonights match up..who is it??!

The RWF collection of endings for you the people to pick- Well the kind people at the RWF have given you the people the chance to decide on how you want the RWF to end. Underneath this will be around 6 or 7 different endings. Which one you want is up to you. Which ever one you pick will be your ending for how you want the RWF to endSo lets give you the different options and then the choice is yours..

The Piss Taking Ending

OH MY BLOODY HELL ITS JAMES HUGHES! Hughes stands there grinning looking smirk wearing his silly kilt. You all laughed at me! Now who is laughing.. Hamish Hughes continues his psycho laugh. Hughes runs in and belts the shocked Sgt and Nall from behind and pins Nall 1,2,3 HUGHES HAS WON THE TITLE! OH FUCKING HELLWHAT A JOKE!

The JCW Ending

Who is this??! What the hell its Vinny Casey the owner of JCW! Hello Vince Rooney would you look at this! Ive been killing all you RWF bastards off one by one! How do you like me now you wanker! Next to Vinyl Casey walks out Brian River. They both look smug. The two men jump in the ring and beat the living hell out of Nall. SGT IS ON THE SIDE OF JCWDONT SAY JCW WILL TAKE CONTROL OF THE RWF BELT! 1,2,3 SGT WINS THE BELT! Sgt takes the belt and shouts at the shocked Vince I have you fucking belt again Vinny Rooney. JCW HAS YOUR BELT AGAIN!! Sgt then spray paints the belt again with the immortal letters JCW.

The so predictable ending.

And the murderer isVINCE ROONEY! What the hell! Vince smiles The RWF is ending and like I said the RWF is for life! If the RWF ends I am going to make sure everyone who works for it dies too! With that Vince presses a button and the arena explodes into a mass of fire. While everyone is slowly burning to hell Nall pins Sgt to retain his title but then dies Everyone dies in hell. The RWF and everyone in it diesYes everyone does diethey all die. They all die on fireyes they die.

The this doesnt make much sense ending

And the murderer is KEV MCEVOY! KEV Mcevoy enters the ring with Nall and Sgt and begins prancing about. I know this doesnt make sensebut hey Im Kev Mcevoy and I did shoot Vince beforeso I should be allowed to kill will and Hatch. Talking about Hatch didnt I blow his legs off before With that KEVIN pins Nall who somehow is knocked out and wins the RWF Title 1,2,3 KEVIN WINS THE BELT!

The Every Rooney comes alive again ending

And the murderer is..Duncan Rooney, Pam Rooney, Tammy Rooney, Rolf Rooney, Shawn Grayon, Anniageog Rooney and Vince Rooney. All the Rooneys get into the ring and hug each other. Well they do say blood is thicker than water.. they all embrace pretty smug since most have been brought back from the dead. Vince and his estranged son Rolf who is also dead embrace. Its a happy family moment until they realise Shawn Grayfon is not a Rooney and they kill himMeanwhile Nall and Sgt continue fighting and both men knock each other.so no one wins the belt. Vince grabs the belt and runs off with it.

The Mike wants this ending

And the murderer is King Kenny! Kenny grabs the microphone I told you bastards I wanted to make an impact! By killing lots of RWF wrestlers I will go down in history! Kenny pulls out a gun and shoots the referee, Nall and Sgt! Mike runs down to the ring and throws himself at Kenny wrestling the gun off him and Macho Slamming him to hell! Mike then pins the bleeding Nall 1,2,3 MACHO MAN MIKE HAS SAVED EVERYONE! HE IS THE HERO OF THE HOUR! HE IS THE NEW RWF CHAMPION!

The Everyone gets in the ring ending

And the murderer is JEFF KEEGAN FROM BYKER GROVE! Jeff stands there looking smug! Suddenly all the RWF wrestlers charge into the ring and begin fighting with one another. Vince Rooney walks out and says whoever can get a pin will win the belt for the last time. Everyone beats the hell out of one another. You end up winning the title. Yes you! The person who is reading this line right now. Yes you! You win the RWF title.

The Sgt Army dream ending

And the murderer is ROY KEANE! Roy stands there and the crowd ask why he would do this Shut it you fucking cunt is Roys only reply. He then beats Nall and the referee up. Vince Rooney runs into the ring and Keano stomps his boot on Vinces chest. Vince cries in agony. Roy steals the RWF title belt and pisses off.

If anyone would like to reply to this email with his or her own fantasy ending to the RWF please go ahead. All endings will be accepted. It is up to the own individual person as to what ending they want to pick for the RWF ending. Every person could well have a different concluding end to the RWF. Thats the way I like itUntil we meet again friendsfrom the RWF I am Vince Rooney. Thank you for coming along for the ride.

27/10/2002 21:12:34