"Hello brothers welcome to another red hot edition of your favourite internet soap opera.Yes we have been running now for 8 months and again the people who are getting pissed off by it grows by the daysIt is an honour to be able to piss all you people off with my utter shit thankyou for that.We are now the longest running internet email ever..How nicePlus you can now check out all the old RWF emails on yahoo clubs. The club is called RWF Rooney Wrestling Federation the number of old emails grows by the day..Your not really interested are you?Well it clears my inbox so Im happy so shut up you checky horseAnyway im Mr T joined as always by Mrs Bouswould. Last week we saw the quarter finals for the RWF title under way after Vince decided he didnt want to keep hold of the titleVince later went out and so we will now have a new champ..Plus Brian the duck River the business partner became intcont champ..We ended with Sgt and Vince old friends and when old enemies becoming a team againCan Sgt trust Vince to help him win back the titleor will Vince screw people out again.Not in the rude way of course you bunch of miserable perverts..

Vince walks out saying that now he is supporting Sgt Army to win the title he has so much power under his controlHe says that after the semi finals we will see how powerful Vincent J Rooney really is in the RWF.

1 RWF semi Final Matchup Macho Man Mike VS Pistol Pete

The old rivals clashed again. Not only for a final spot for the RWF title but to finish this rivallry once and for all and to show who is the ultimate of the twoMacho came flying out of the blocks kicking punching and scratching at his old enemy..Macho landed a sweer belly to belly landing Pistol on the canvas very hard. Pistol was quite still as Macho began stomping into himMacho lifted Pistol up high before launching him back down again hardARRHGGHH!But like always a cheap low blow by Pistol and he began to fight back.Hard clothlesline, quick punches and a sharp ddtThe crowd booed as Pistol took control.Pistol lifted his arm in the motion of a gunWe knew what was going to happen THE PISTOL SHOT WHAM!!..Macho went out cold.1,2,WHAT THE HELL ITS ANNIAGEOG ROONEY VINCES WIFE WHO IS HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH PISTOL!.Anniageog pulls up Pistol and slaps him saying that she thought Pistol would love him like he promised instead it was just pointless sex like usualPistol used her!..Pistol when punched Anniageog in the face!..The crowd booed louder and louder..Right behind Pistol Macho waited for the MACHO SLAM!..1,2,OOOHHH Pistol kicked out Pistol kicked out of the Macho slam!!All of a sudden out ran Anniageogs ex husband Vince Rooney with a steel chair WHAM!!!Pistol went out like a light allowing Macho to pin again 1,2,3 MACHO MAN MIKE IS IN THE FINAL!Vince begins roaring at Pistol saying he had NO RIGHT TO HIT ANOTHER ROONEYEven though they were separated Pistol shouldnt use Anniageog. With that Vince and his ex walk out holding hands and smiling at each other! What the hell !.The Rooneys are back together again! Or are they??!They just screwed Pistol Pete!What is wrong with this damn family!

Adverts pass ahh hee hee hee.We see Brian polishing his Intercontinental belt. All of a sudden his ex mogul friend Rowdy Roddy Rogers walks in with a big white t shirt sayingBRIAN SOLD OUT TO THE VINCE SCUM!on the back it says PAY BACKS A BITCH AT ROONEY SLAM!..Brian says he sold out as the Moguls were going nowhere with poor leadership skills from Rogersand that at Rooneyslam pay back wont be a bitchBrian will make Rogers his bitch!!WOW This one is going to explode at RooneySlam!.

2 RWF semi Final Sgt Army with Vince Rooney VS The Angry Ig

The final spot to see who would later face Macho Man Mike next weekSgt showed his sxperience firing hard chops into the stomach of The Angry Ig who wailed loudlyThe Ig returned with a large boot to the face of Sgt.Both men continued firing back at each other kicking the hell out of one another.After a straight right hand into the forehead of Sgt , Army began to bleed badly..Ig waited for Sgt to rise to give him the chokeslam but the devious Vince saw it and ran into the ring to try and hit Ig with a steel chairThe Angry Ig saw it and picked Vince up high and gave him the chokeslam! SLAM!!..The Angry Ig roared loudly again not seeing Sgt run at him with a steel chair SMACK.Sgt pins quickly oh god Nooo not this way 1,2,3 Oh for godsake No way.Thats a damn royal screwing by Sgt and Vince and ended up using a weapon when the refs back was turnedIT WILL BE SGT VS MACHO NEXT WEEK FOR THE RWF TITLE.THE OLD FRIENDS UNTIL SGT TURNED HIS BACK ON HIMMACHO HAD SACRIFACED THE TITLE FOR SGT AND HOW IRONIC THAT THEY WILL NOW FIGHT EACH OTHER FOR IT2 TIME CHAMPS EACH WHO EVER WINS WILL BECOME THE RECORD RWF CHAMP!!!

To be continued.

Who will Win the RWf title? between Sgt and Macho Man Mike??.Why is Anniagoeg back with VinceIs Vince going to help Sgt out.Will Ig and Pistol get revenge on the Rooneys.What will happen in the on going battle between Rogers and Brian?..Plus all the usual action returns next week with hardcoe wars and Euro battles