" Ah hello once more to RWF Part 26 The Judgment Ronney PPV. Last night my co presenter Fat Farran yes Farran it is not a spell mistake had a heart attack. She is not here tonight of course sadly instead we welcome to ringside Sgt Army!. Sgt will be here all evening except for the last match which he has to wrestle in. Anyway tonight Graham and Rogers plus Tom go head to head in a hardcore war, Pistol and Mike fight in a steel cage match and the RWF title is on the line as The Crowder goes up against both Corbo and Army has there match last night was postponed as Fat Farran had her heart attack..Lets get started shall we

1 European Chp Brian`the duck` River VS Bomb Like Bond

Brian won the match last night and was out for victory again against Bondy who had forced himself another match. Brian was not amused by this and went straight for Bondy right at the start hitting him with a nasty headbutt. Horrific Hatch was watching on smiling as Brian hit Bondy with a DDT. Bondy was now wailing in pain. All of a sudden Brian seemed to trip up on the ref knocking him out letting Hatch put the Arm bar deathlock on Bondy with the ref not looking. As soon as Brian and the ref got up Brian gave the slap of justice on the now unconscious Bondy and got the 1,2,3 after wonderful work from the Moguls together. BRIAN THE DUCK RIVER RETAINS EUROPEAN BELT

2 Hardcore LBPT Ladders Baseball bats Pipes and Tables. Gallant Graham Champion vs Rowdy Roddy Rogers Vs Pummel me Prescott Vs Hit man Hughes Vs Sean 0 Mac

After the last few weeks Right to Rogers have been waring with Graham over the title. Tonight both men can fight him but cannot join sides or will be immediately DQ lets see this bloody affair shall we??..Sean 0 Mac quickly grabbed the metal pipe and swung it at Graham who did flinch at all. As quickly as possible he picked up the baseball bat and landed it into Seans temple. The crowd went quiet Sean was out badly after only a few seconds of the match and was carted away in an ambulance. RTR tried hard not to go two on one against Graham but it was hard for them after all the three men had been through. Hughes was playing chicken after what had happened to Sean and stayed away from the waring men. Graham knew he would have to take a man out quickly and picked upo the ladder both tom and Rogers looked scared and tried to run but Graham caught Rogers right in the face . Now it was three left and Graham knew it was his for the taking he threw Tom out of the ring and landed the baseball bat into Hughes 1,2But Tom was back and broke it up. Now he and Graham fought each other using different weaponsGraham again set up the ladder and tried to knock Tom out who was on the floor now. Tom however climbed up the laddder and the two began fighting on top of the ladder. All of the sudden the ladder fell right into the announcer tableSMASH both bodies were smashed togetherNow Hughes got up who had been outcold for nearly 10mins. He climbed over the broken Tom and pinned 1,2,3 HIT MAN HUGHES WAS THE NEW HARDCORE CHAMP WHAT THE HELL. HUGHES HAS ROBBED THE TITLE!!HOW CAN HE STAY ALIVE NOW!!.. WHAT CHAOS...HUGHES IS LEAVING BUT GRAHAM IS HAVING NONE OF IT HE HAS A BRICK....ONTO HUGHES HEAD!!...NOW HE PINS 1,2,3 GALLANT HAS WON IT BACK LOOK AT THE CHAOS!

3 Intcont title: Horrific Hatch VS The Wrestler Previously known as Hit me Hawes Vs Des Mcevoy

Hatch the 2 time Intcont champ would have to take on ex manager Des and the new Hawes who had become more hip with his stupid new nameThe bell rang and the match began with Des driving at Hawes trying to win the match before Hatch could use his arm bar deathlock move.Hawes fell onto the floor and was kicked by Des who was when joined by Hatch who began doubleteaming Hawes. Both men were really destroying Hawes in the corner. Des however got too confident and forgot that he was not working with Hatch but actually against him so he quickly stopped and landed a left hook onto Hatch!..Des picked Hatch up and gave him a two handed powerslam before quickly going on the turnbuckle and landing an elbow into poor Hatch this was it now 1,2.but Brian River pulls Des of HatchWhere did he come from..Des starts shouting abuse at Brian who is now running away up the ramp..Des however cannot see Hatch now up and putting the Armbar deathlock on!..Des tries to get to the rope but his bravery ends and he is forced to tap out!..HORRIFIC HATCH RETAINS INTCONT CHAMP!.After again teamwork from the MogulsHang on Des is not accepting this he has a chair turn arounf Hatch WHAM!. CHAIR ON HATCH!!..DES HAS STOOD UP TO THE MOGULS BUT WILL HE NOW PAY THE PRICE!!

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4 RWF TAG MATCHDES & PISTOL VS GRAVEDIGGER GORDON & KICK ME KENNY

What a tag team feast we expected here..Sadly though this never happened Gordon and Kenny were both out ready for battle and Des walked out but the minute he was in the ring he picked up a Chair and landed it on Gordon and Kenny!..The match was over before it had startedDes and Pistol were DQ but remain champsBoos were heard around the ground. Des and Pistol obviously did not want to fight twice in one night but why do something like this. Later Vince books them for next week and if they do it once more they will be stripped of championship!!

5. STEEL CAGE MATCH : PISTOL PETE VS MACHO MAN MIKE

   These men had been fighting for months now a steel cage would settle it all Its time to play the gameMike looked on Peter and charged knocking him downMacho picked up him and rammed his head into the sidePistol was already bleeding and this urged Macho on further. Macho again picked Pistol up and again rammed him into the side again and again!..Macho when set Pistol up for the Macho slam!Pistol was now lying out of it as Macho paraded around the cage content..But now Pistol was back up the crowd roared in shock as Pistol began furiorus punches at Macho knocking him back quick ddt, now a backbreaker. Macho is in great pain what a fightback. Pistol looked on bleeding as Macho lay on the canvas..Macho got up looking out of it and received the Pistol Shot!Now as Pistol did a couple of kicks into Macho he began climbing the cage!..But wait heres Mike he is back up we are set for the granstand finsih who can get out first!!..Hang on heres the RWF champ CROWDER HE IS IN SOME SORT OF BULLDOZZER JESUS HE IS CHARGING AT THE CAGE JESUS SHIT NOOOOO.MACHO AND PISTOL ARE ON THAT CAGE NOOOOOCrowders vehicle crashed into the cage and the side collapsed Pistol and Machom were flung into the air from a great height and landed in a frightful way it was the sickest I have seenCrowder drove of smilingThe Match was when awarded to Macho as he had fallen onto the floor first!..But this did not matter both men were injured in a bad , bad way..The ambulance came on putting neck braces on the two menblood splattered everywhereCrowder will have hell to pay!! MACHO WINS BUT IS DESTROYED!

6. Mainevent: The Crowder ( Champ) Vs Callous Cold Corbo VS Sgt Army

My temp co presenter went into the ring and the match started. The crowd booing Crowder with all their worth after his stunt. Sgt and Corbo old enemies began fighting, the intense fighting from the RooneyMania bout when Corbo was set alight. Corbo tried the stunner but Sgt blocked and gave him the clothlesline instead. Crowder landed a neckbreaker on Army and both Sgt and Corbo were temporary out. The evil Crowder picked up a chairhang on Crowder you will be DQ and WILL lose the belt this time aroundHang on oh hes Vince Rooney the chairman..HANG ON HE HAS A CHAIR AS WELL AND LANDS IT ON THE REF.WHAT THE.VINCE IS APPOINTING HIMSELF REFEREETHE STACK IS AGAINST CORBO AND SGTCrowder with the ref change began using the chair on both men in a sick degarding wayCrowder was sick he was a killer and sick in the head he wanted to keep the belt at all costs even that evil Vince Rooney is helping himCrowder pinned Corbo and Vince did a quick count 1,2..Vince stops someone is behind him stopping him ITS PISTOL PETEHOW IN GODS NAME IS HE BREATHING HE DOES NOT LOOK HAPPY!! RIGHT HOOK INTO VINCE AND NOW THE CHAIR INTO THE BOSS WITH A PISTOL SHOT!!!!!Crowder looked up seeing Pistol and began to run up the ramp but a battered bloody Macho was there!Crowder began to climb the titantron to try and escape these two men who were out to kill him..But as Crowder climbed Pistol and Macho climbed after him!!..Crowder tried squealing for help but his wife Tam could do nothingAll of a sudden Macho and Pistol got crowder on their shoulders at the top of the titantron and powerbombed him all THE WAY TO HELLThrough the floor underneathMacho and Pistol looked at each other will they now fight each other on the titantron no they are shaking hands!!.Down in the ring Vince is still out cold as well as the refBut Sgt and Corbo rise like two hungry warriors bloody and battered.Corbo again tried the stunner but was too weak and tired now Sgt has his foot in his hand watch out he is trying to pick corbo up!!..HANG ON CHOKESLAM ON CORBO!!Sgt pins Corbo but the two refs are out the match will end and Crowder will keep his title to Vinces delight!Hang on heres Anigeog Vinces wife she is going to get more revenge on Vince!!.She is counting the pin. HERES THE MOGULS TRYING TO COME OUT TO HELP CORBO BUT THEY RUN INTO MACHO AND PISTOL BOOTS TO THE FACE..TAM IS STILL WATCHING CRYING HELPLESS!!.ANIGEOG IS COUNTING THE PIN 1,2,3 SGT ARMY IS THE RWF CHAMP AGAINWHAT A NIGHT!! ANIGEOG PICKS UP THE MICROPHONE " I HAVE IMPORTANT NEWS AFTER THIS MAJOR NIGHTI AM PREGENANT IT IS NOT VINCES BUT A WRESTLERS AND THEY KNOW WHO THEY ARE!!" The crowd fall silent as we zoom out looking at the crying Tammy, the unconscious Crowder slammed all the way to hell from a titantron , macho and Pistol in a bloody mess, The Moguls recovering from boots to the face angry and a triumphant Sgt as we see Anigeog smirking.SGT NEW CHAMP AFTER CHAOS!

To be continued.

Who is the father of Anigeogs baby...How can Crowder be able to walk after that..How can the Moguls gain revenge on pistol and Macho who stopped them helping Corbo?...What will Vince do about Anigeogs baby and being humilated with his man losing the belt and being destroyed?..Plus all the usual RWF fights