Ho ho hello again my merry english friends. Last week RooneySlam our pay per view was cancelled as Anniageog had a love child baby with Arnie Law. It had nothing to do with me forgetting and thinking up a crap excuse. Anyway why am I even saying sorry you bunch of bastards dont even read this crap. Yesterday I returned from my one weeks holiday looking forward to writing it when but sadly couldnt ( Read my holiday 2001 for details) Anyway this is part one of the pay per viewNice and short so enjoy my yank hating people enjoy..

Wheelchair Matchup First man to push rival from chair wins.. Des Mcevoy VS Horrific Hatch

Hatch wanted revenge for losing his leg in the hell in a cell caused by Des Mcevoys grenade. Des even though able to walk got into his chair for battle. Hatch charged first slapping Des who was unable to control the chair. Des continued spinning around in circles unable to push the chair. Someone is on control of that wheelchair Des cant move it!. Hatch all of a sudden pulls out a remote control and begins driving des mcevoys chair!. Hatch has bugged the wheel chair. Hatch directs Mcvoys chair up the ramp and backstage while Des squeals for him to stop and Hatch luaghing wheels after him.

Slaps only Arnie Law Vs Vince Rooney First man to give up from slaps wins

Arnie walks out saying how he is proud he is the Father of a little boy who has been called Bunsen. Vince walks out saying Anniageog does not want to be with Arnie and he knows it, Arnie is infact stalking his ex wife.This starts the match off between these two old enemies. Both men exchange blows SLAP SLAP..Arnies cheek turns red raw but he continues not wanting to quit. After around five minutes of slapping out walks Anniageog !Who is she going to choose ? Her ex or the Father of her new child to win ?..Aniiegeog walks up and slaps the hell out of Vince WHAM!When she turns and slaps the hell out of Arnie SLAP!..Both men fall to the floor in agony!What is the slut up to?..When she turns to her baby which is in a pram and picks him up..ITS DOYLE!!.OH MY GOD DANNY DOYLE IS DISGUSED AS THE BABY! .Anniageog picks up the microphone saying she does not want to stay with either man and that she wasnt ever pregenant but wanted to trick both men into fighing each other!Now she is going to live in Angola with Doyle her new love!..Thats the last well see of her .Thank god thank godThe referee calls the match over after Anniageogs interference and the match is over a draw..

BOTH MEN DQ DRAW GIVEN THROUGH INTERFERENCE

We see Hatch still driving Des now outside through a dark street while Des screams for help.Hatch is controlling Des wheelchair and theres no way out!

3 RWF Tag Championship The Headbangers Pummel Me Prescott and Grave digger Gordon VS The Natural boy wonders Callous Cold Corbo and Beano Hughes

After Hawes and Kenny died by the dark dressed man both Tom and Gordon have been desperate to save their title in memory of their fallen friends..Corbo was teamed with Hughes who pissed him off with his strange antics. This would make a great matchup..No it wouldnt actually. Tom went first with Hughes who began dancing around for support while Corbo looked disgusted at him. Tom and Hughes went to blows at each other. Tom gave Hughes a ddt while hughes fought back with a drop kick and low blow before hammering him into the corner.Tom quickly tagged in Gordon who speared down Hughes onto the floor punching him. Gordon was ready for his finishing move The razor blade super cut. Hughes took it in the face and was out cold while Gordon pinned 1,2,3 THE HEADBANGERS RETAIN TAG GOLD.Corbo picked up a microphone saying that ever since RooneyMania when he lost the match to SGt in the buried alive fire match he has been picked on and not given any opportunites in the RWF. If he cant get matches fairly when he will do things UNFAIRLY..Corbo gets up and gives the callous cold Stunner to Hughes and when slaps a chair on Gordons and Toms skulls. Corbo has sent a personal message to everyone that he means business in the RWF

We see Des in the wheel chair again now in a lift!..He is in a lift going up Blackpool tower!We see a smug Hatch with the remote control saying how he planned all this to gain revenge on Des how he set the wheelchair up to remote control.Des is riding to the edge of blackpool tower hes going to go off the sideHATCH IS GOING TO GET THE ULIMATE REVENGE ON DES!!!HATCH IS GOING TO KILL HIM BY SENDING HIM OFF BLACKPOOL TOWER!!.All of a sudden out runs crowder des old friend who pulls Des from his seatbelt out of the chair.As the wheel chair flys off the edge of the towerHow close was that??!!

1 European and Hardcore Championship: Gallant Graham VS The Angry Ig

The fierce rivalry between The Angry Ig and Gallant Graham came to head. With both belts on the line. Gallant went first slapping Ig down with a high kick and twisting neckbreaker. Ig fought back with his famous powerslam. The war continued as both men exchanged devastating movesHow much more could they takeGallant and Ig went outside delivering blows to one another. Gallant lifts up Ig onto the announcers table before driving him through the table with a piledriverWhile Gallant celebrated Ig recovered grabbing his hand around Gallants neck and lifting him up for the huge chokeslam1,2,3 The Angry Ig is European and Hardcore champ.Right at this moment out runs Justice John with a chair WHACK! Right into the hardcore champ IgIg falls directly underneath the fallen Gallants arm and the ref counts 1,2,3 Gallant is the new hardcore champion under the 24/ 7 rule!So The Angry Ig wins the Euro belt but loses the hardcore belt to Gallant!

2 Pistol Pete VS The Dark Dressed Man (identify unknown)

Pistol was eager for revenge after the dark dressed man nearly killed Pistol three weeks ago. Pistol ran out at the DDM (Dark Dressed Man) knocking him down before punching the hell out of him. The dark dressed man cried out as Pistol continued stomping and punching. As the dark dressed man rose up Pistol hit him with the Pistol shot WHAM!When Pistol lifted him up PISTOL SHOT NO 2! BANG.1,2,3.This one is over!Pistol when tried to lift the dark mask around the face of the DDM..Just when he was about to another man appeared behind him Another dark dressed Man!What is this!!The dark dressed man smacks Pistol with a sledgehammer before dragging him out into a nearby car with the other DDM close behind PISTOL PETE WINS BUT DOES HE LOSE THE WAR AGAINST THE UNKNOWN WARRIRORS?

3 Intercontinental championship Ladder Match Brian the duck River VS Rowdy Roddy Rogers

The two men dived at each other kicking, punching. Brian gave a quick ddt but was hit back with a powerslam and when throwing him over the rope onto the concrete below. Brian raged in agony as his head split open. Rogers had him now, picking up the ladder and driving into brians skull. Wham!Rogers has the match here won if he can set the ladder up underneath the belt he can climb it to catch the belt from the top of the ceiling. Rogers began climbing and was inches away with his hand on the belt when the belt shot away from him!What is this?Thats not meant to do that!Rogers moved the ladder to the right to try and follow the moving belt..When he climbs the ladder again the belt again moves to the left!Now all of a sudden Vince Rooney walks out picking up Brian and shouting welcome to the new Brian River now called Governor Brian!Brian has changed his name!.Governor is revitislased under his name charging at Roger slapping the ladder into him!Before climbing up it to retain the beltBut who stoped Rogers from winning it??!?

Governor Brian retains the Belt leaving his old name of Brian River behind

4 RWF championship Sgt Army VS ? Vs Macho Man Mike (champion)

Only Sgt and Macho came out and both men began the usual Sgt hits Macho, Macho hits Sgt routine. After around ten minutes. With no man any nearer to victory out walked the mystery wrestlerCROWDERThe former RWF champion ran out punching down Sgt and when returning to punch Macho downCrowder waited for Sgt to stand up before unleashing his Crowder kick into his skull1,2,.Macho broke it up with a kick..Crowder stumbled up only to be hit with the Macho Slam!1,2..Sgt now kicks Macho to stop the pin. Sgt and Macho continue fighting until both men jump up the turnbuckle and fall down onto the canvas. The sneaky Crowder walks over to pin 1,2,.CORBO IS HERE!!!Corbo gives the callous cold stunner to crowder!When picks up the knocked out Macho and gives him the callous cold Stunner!Sgt pushes him self up and receives the same treatment as the referee counts both men for the draw!!

All Men counted out through corbos interference..Draw Macho retains RWF belt

To be continuedIs Corbo on a charge for glory.Can Macho Stop CorboWhat will Sgt do to stop Macho holding the title.What is the new name for Brian River going to change him?..Is the issue between Iggy and Graham over?Find out soon.