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Ahhh hmmm yesss.And welcome to Rooney Wrestling Federations pay per view Rooneys Mercy..Yes
a month really has gone by since we last met. Its 2:25pm on Sunday and I have begun writing which should take me a couple
of hours with gay tech in between..Will Vince Rooney return as promised tonight?Will we have a new RWF champion in the form
of BCWs Sgt Army?Or Al Queda Osamo Bin Laden?.and can Hatch finally gain revenge on the man who robbed him of his legs Des
Mcevoy?
We see the Rooney children Rolf Rooney, Tammy Rooney wife of Crowder and transvestite Rooney Pam. All three
are waiting in the car park for when their Father supposedly returns.
1 RWF Hardcore championship Pummel Me Prescott
Vs Hit Man Hughes Vs Wonderboy Walmsley
Ahh a violent affair to begin with. As Hughes was walking to the ring he was
assaulted by BCW cronies Jupp and Rawson and so the match now only between walmsley and Prescott. Indeed Walmsley put up a
brave fight but it was the more experienced Tom who won it after hitting Walmsley with a large widescreen television 1,2,3
PRESCOTT RETAINS HARDCORE BELT
2 Last Legs Match Horrific Hatch Vs Des Mcevoy
Hatch wheels down the ramp to
the ring in a wheelchair with Des Lynam behind him. Lynam proclaims he has seen a miracle and rubs some cream on the stumps
of Hatches leg. All of a suddenYES YES Hatch has grown his two legs back !.The legs which were blown off by Des grenade two
months ago!.Des Mcevoy stands shocked and runs from the ring into a nearby car and drives away to escape Hatch and his new
legs!.HORRIFIC HATCH IS PROCLAIMED WINNER!
3 RWF Intercontinental and European Championship The Angry Ig (Euro champ)
Vs Rowdy Roddy Rogers (Intcont champ)
Rogers was out to finish the match quickly and try and stop the angry Ig before
he could begin his ultra powerful offense. Rogers suplexes Ig and flying off the turnbuckle onto his crumpled body. 1,2.Too
soon Ig kicks out. Rogers begins punching the Angry one with devasting rights The Angry Ig though remains on his feet until
Rogers dropkicks him in the face 1,2,..Ig kicks out again!Rogers begins panicking and goes for his finishing move!.Arent I
a clever boy!.WHAM!!.1,2,OH MY IG KICKS OUT!.The Angry Ug grows stronger and begins firing at Rogers who stumbles back under
the power!,.Ig goes for the CHOKESLAM!..CRACK!Rogers lands on a heap on the canvas.IG PINS 1,2,3 THE ANGRY IG WINS THE INTERCONTINETAL
BELT!!!HES NOW A DOUBLE CHAMP A EURO AND INTERCONTINETAL CHAMPION!
4 Gallant Graham Vs Justice John
Gallant
looks very good at the start showing his experience over Godfrey using a wide range of powerful moves on him. Justice is lying
in agony on the canvas as Gallant begins booting him in the stomach. John gets up and is slapped down like a dog!All
of a sudden out runs Nick the brick who tries to get to Graham. However Graham is too quick and punches him away. However
he doesnt see John get up behind him and Justice lands a gigantic boot in the face!.John pins dont say its going to end this
way1,2.3 JOHN STEALS ONE!!!..
5 RWF Tag team Championship Pistol Pete (champion) without his injured partner
Corbo VS Brian the Guv River & Bomb Like Bond
Without Callous Cold Corbo his partner Pistol seemed in trouble.
However Pistol showed the skill which had won him the RWF title by outclassing Brian and Bondy. Bondy was hit like a dog in
the corner of the ring while Brian was repeatedly headbutted in the faceAs Bondy got up he was given the pistol shot!.Brian
was back up and was also given the Pistol shot!.Pistol pins hes won on his own!OUT RUNS CORBO!!.HIS TAG TEAM PARTNER WHAT
THE HELL IS THIS!CORBO HAS GIVEN THE CALLOUS COLD STUNNER TO PISTOL PETE!.BRIAN PINS 1,2,3 !!! BONDY AND BRAIN ARE TAG CHAMPS
AFTER CORBO PISTOLS TAG TEAM CHAMPION PARTNER ARRIVED AND TURNED ON HIS PARTNER!!.CORBO HAS HELPED HIS OLD MOGUL FRIEND BRIAN
BUT WHY???!!! WHY LOSE HIS OWN TITLE FOR BRIAN AND ROGERS!!!!
HANG ON VINCE ROONEY IS HERE!!!Vince drives up in his
car looking terrible after being held hostage for two months!!He hugs his family and orders them into his car and they drive
away!
6 RWF Championship Macho Man Mike (Champion) Vs Osamo Bin Laden Vs Sgt Army (BCW)
Bin Laden stood alone
in the ring by himself while Macho sneaks up on him.WHAM!!BIN LADEN FALLS ON THE FLOOR AFTER A RIGHT HAND FROM MACHO!.Bin
Laden remains on the floor and doesnt move!It doesnt look like Bin Laden is a very good wrestler!Sgt Army now walks out and
it becomes a one on one between him and Macho. Both men fight for ten minutes until Sgt picks up a chair!Macho grabs one as
well and both men hit each other at the same time with a chair!..BOTH MEN ARE UNCONSCIOUS!!Hang on Bin Laden is back up and
pins NOOOO ..1,2,3 BIN LADEN IS CHAMP!!!.All of a sudden out walks.Bill Tudhope!.He says that as Bin Laden is not a wrestler
his win cannot be counted!So the match carries on without Bin Laden who is arrested by the police for holding Vince hostage!.Macho
and Sgt both recover and begin fighting again!But Sgt looks done in and Macho takes the advantageSgt tries to kick but Macho
ducks and hits him with the MACHO SLAM!!!Thats it thats it!!..Referee pins 1,2.WHAT THE HELL VINCE ROONEY IS HERE!!!.HES PULLING
THE REF OUT OF THE RING!!WHY IS HE HELPING SGT ARMY THE MAN WHO WAS BEHIND HIM BEING HELD HOSTAGE!!!WHY IS HE HELPING SGT
FROM THE RIVAL COMPANY BCW???..Macho looks stunned at what Vince is doing and stares at Vince for a second as VINCE HITS HIM
FULL ON WITH A CHAIR!!!..Sgt pins!!.VINCE OS COUNTING THE PIN 1,2 NOOOOO NOT THIS WAY!!, 3!!! SGT ARMY IS THE NEW RWF CHAMPION
WHY VINCE ROONEY WHY!!!???..FOR THE LOVB OF GOD WEVE GOT A NEW CHAMPION!! AND GOOD GOD ALMIGHT THINGS WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
AGAIN!!!
To be continued.Why did Vince help his hostage taker and owner of the rival company Sgt Army win the title?How
has Hatch got his legs back?.Why did Corbo turn on his tag team partner Pistol??
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