Q So Sgt you face Corbo this weekend for your precious title. How do you think it will go?
A I am confident and arrogant. Corbo has been beaten before. He should be beaten again
Q The last time you fought Corbo you set him on fire. Are you going to pull any more stunts like
that this sunday?
A As Walter Smith would say 'probably not'. I plan to give Corbo a small slice of dignity when I beat him
Q Many say your only the champion because of you relationship with the owner Vince. What do you
say to these people?
A I'd like to see these goons say this to my face. If Vince happens to interfere then that's his fault.
I just benefit. Yak. I will happily defend a title against these people. Who are they anyway?
Q Well many like Pistol Pete and The Ig Show
A hahaha, those mediocre fighters. what a laugh
Q Your the most successful wrestler in the history of the RWF. Whats your secret?
A Take your vitamins and never comb your hair
Q What do you say to all your challengers after your belt?
A you aren't as successful as me. you won't receive title matches.
Q Hows your wife Etak Lugen? We havent seen much of her recently
A she's been washing the dishes, ironing, vacuuming. all the things she should do. I rarely speak to her
these days. I seek sexual pleasure elsewhere...
Q Do I want to know where?
A I don't know, do you?
Q Lets move on then. Criminal Crowder recently said that Brian River and Des Mcevoy are a disgrace
for helping you out recently. He even called these two men your cronies. What do you say about this?
A I think 'Criminal Crowder's' success in RWF speaks for itself
Q Many say that you and Vince Rooney should be locked away for the sins you have commited. For example
you plotted to kill Duncan Rooney, assaulted Shawn Grayfon and Pistol Pete etc. Are you two really as sick as we are led to
believe?
A All our victims deserve what they get. I happen to be a reasonable person. Caring and loving. That's me.
More than I can say for Grayfon...
Q Finally Sgt Army what does the future hold for you
A well I was offered a role in the forthcoming movie 'The Matt Le Tissier Affair'. Before that, I shall
follow Turkey in the World Cup and continue writing my autobiography entitled 'My Intersting Life'. Please buy it
Q Thankyou very much for your time Sgt for this interesting interview. Goodluck in your RWF title
defense against Corbo this Sunday
A bonjour
