A a few all at the same time mind, larf larf larf, i once bedded a playmate she was alright

Q For the past few months you have battled the owner of the company Vince Rooney who cant stand how popular you are. What do you have to say about Vince?

A vince is an arse, a big arse but you got to love someone that ugly, money cant buy you looks vince some are just born with them (pistol points to his muscular buttocks) rear of the year you know

Q Pistol Pete has become so popular recently after he became a good guy. What is the secret to your popularity?

A money and being well hard, i once remember macho and sgt commenting on how much they are scared by my presence

Q You were robbed of the title by Vince's goons at RooneyMania and robbed again last month can you see yourself winning the title back soon with vince so desperate to stop you?

A eeesh let me see...yes, see as we have stated Vince is an arse, and arses will always be bottom, but they will never be top like tidsy he is top ok, but enough of that that title will be mine no matter what

A You nemesis at the moment is Macho Man Mike what do you feel about him?

A i never feel about him, he would like to feel about me, because thats the kind of person he is, enough said about the littlest homo

Q what are Pistols aims for the rest of the year

A i aim to please the ladies, i aim to beat the chumps around this federation and i aim to stay sexy

Q Quite recently Brian River, Brash Bond and the RWF Champion Sgt Army left the company leaving it in crisis. What do you have to say over this?

A they are fruit, how could they leave the RWF, they obviously felt the heat

Q What advice would you give to new RWF Wrestlers?

A Watch your back because you never know which rwf wannabe chump is waiting to pounce.

Q What do you have to say to the likes of Sgt Army, Ig Show and Macho?

The seasons never change unlike machos gender. Sgt has a friend called tiny, he lives in sgt's pants. Ig show once had a girlfriend called ipenima. Enough said. Adios Erc