Welcome Gentle folk of the world to RWFs latest pay per view RooneyLash! Yes
the second annual pay per view is here again to entertain us and what a load of crap we have for you tonight. Pistol pete
faces Vince Rooney and Macho verus Sgt Army..How amazing
RWF Hardcore Championship Pummel Me Prescott Vs Justice John (Champion)
John looked extremely pissed off with Toms actions lately and booted him quickly
in the face before pounding him down like some sort of tacky oven. Tom wailed for help but John continued the massacre picking
him straight up into the air and slamming him down with great force. Toms body cooked with the impact. Arnie Law. John laughed
in an evil manner. Suddenly though Toms partner Just Jupp raced down and tried to interfere but John punched him away only
to turn back to Tom and see a large picture frame of Gary Neville come crashing down on his skullTom couldnt believe his luck
and pinned the unconscious one 1,2,3 PUMMEL ME PRESCOTT IS THE NEW HARDCORE CHAMPION THANKS TO A PICTURE OF GARY NEVILLE!
RWF Tag team Championship Squires (Rogers and Hatch) CHAMPIONS Vs The untouchables
(Crowder and Carl) Vs Scam 98 2 2002 ( Des and Brian River)
The champions walked out nervously and allowed the other two teams to face
off first. Brian and Des were out for revenge on the untouchables anyway and began beating
them down like a pair on dogs. Crowder staggered around begging for a part in Macbeth but Des and Brian continue their assault.
Carl ran into to help but was backdropped onto the canvasAfter Scam had destroyed the Untouchables the tag champions ran into
to take advantage of Scams weakened stateHowever Scam were still too strong and now started beating up the Squires..hatch
tried to lock in his armbar deathlock but was hit with a ddt which left him with a broken skullSuddenly the lights went out
and a loud voice spoke Mr River I have footage of you on camera of your scams Suddenly the voice ceased and Rogers attacked
Brian from behind with a super kick and pinned 1,2,3 SQUIRES RETAIN THANKS TO A DISTRACTION FOR A VOICE! WHAT IS THIS CAMERA
EVIDENCE AGAINST BRIAN
3 RWF Intercontinental Championship General Nall vs Callous Cold Corbo Vs The
I Show.
As the match was set to begin The Ig Show walked out and told Nall and Corbo
to let him in the match as he was the only one deserving to be the championCorbo and Nall granted this request and Ig ran
down to join the actionHowever Nall and Corbo just joined forces to beat up the Ig for his cheekWhile the Ig show tried to
use his power to fight them both off Corbo used the stunner to see Igs chances of glory almost endAs Corbo pinned Ig Nall
stopped the countNow it was the time for corbo and Nall to battleNall attempted the powerslam but Corbo headbutted Nall back
before clothes-lining him down with great force that Nalls back snapped backwards..Nall was quick to his feet however drop
kicking Corbo in the jaw before pushing him down on the floor and punching himIg however was back to his feet and chokeslammed
Nall!..he attempted to chokeslam Corbo but Corbo fought out of it and booted Ig in the family jewels. Ig wailed in agony as
Corbo pulled a bottle from his trousers and tossed the contents in the stunned Igs eyesIts some sort of acid! While Corbo
smiled at his work nall ran in from behind and rolled up Corbo for the pin 1,2Corbo just kicks out! Corbo looked bitter and
attempted to punch Nall in the face but he ducked and gave Corbo the Callous Cold stunner his own move! 1,2,3 GENERAL NALL
RETAINS THE BELT THANKS TO CORBOS OWN FINISHiNG MOVE!.Ig is carried off on a stretcher blinded by the acid but somehow jumps
off and chases at Corbo even though he can barely see. Ig punched Corbo hard in the face and has to be dragged away!
4 Pistol Pete vs Vince Rooney
We see clips of Vince Rooney robbing Pistol of the Rooney Rumble and at RooneyMania. Pistol storms out to the cheers
of the crowd and goes straight for Vince Rooney kicking him down and punching the living daylights out of him. The crowd roar
with approval as the boss is assaulted with a serious of left jabs. "OH GOD PISTOL HAS A CHAIR!" WHAMMMM "VINCE HAS BEEN BUSTED
OPEN PISTOL IS GOING OUT FOR TOTAL REVENGE!" Suddenly Vince's pals General Nall, Sgt Army, Horrific Hatch and Rowdy Roddy
Rogers run in to try and help their friend Vince....But Pistol is in mood to be screwed by Vince's gang of thugs again and
Pistol shots them all to hell! Vince tries to smack Pistol in the skull with a chair but Pistol punches the lights out of
him and the interfering Nall!....Vince is on his knees begging for mercy but Pistol stands fire and fires the PISTOL SHOT!
ITS OVER! But Pistol wants more revenge and hits him with another Pistol shot!! JESUS!...Pistol grabs a microphone " You say
dont cross the boss well Pistol Pete says Dont Fuck with me!" and hits another Pistol shot! 1,2,3 PISTOL WINS WITH 3 PISTOL
SHOTS!
5 Mainevent RWF Heavyweight Championship Sgt Army with Tate lugen Vs Macho Man Mike with Rolf Rooney(Champion)
Sgt walked out extremely smug with Tate by his side....Out marched Macho Man Mike who had turned his back on Vince Rooney
because he felt Vince had favoured his "Special son" Sgt Army...Macho told Sgt to bring it and Sgt received a right fist in
his skull for good measure.....Sgt was backed into the corner where Mike clothleslined him into the canvas..Sgt stumbled up
and was given a ddt and a spinebuster following. Sgt called for Tate to help him and she climbed into the ring to try and
slap Macho but he stopped her and Macho Slammed her!!! Sgt looked angry and bitter and ran to save his wife....This brought
out the beaten Vince Rooney to try and help Sgt...He picked up a chair and was ready to knock Mike out but stopped suddenly
perhaps not knowing whether to do or not this allowed Mike to Macho Slam him! The stadium was rocking. While Mike was dealing
with Vince Sgt ran in from behind with a blow to Mikes neck....Mike stumbled to his feet and Sgt set him up for the Sgt piledriver....Mike
wailed in agony as his neck was driven into the floor.....Sgt set him up for his finish the YAKKING ELBOW! Sgt hit the ropes
and delivered the Yak elbow into Macho...Could this be the end?? Wait a minute!...Suddenly Cop cars drive out into the ring
(Like we havent seen this before..) Twenty armed policemen run out and arrest Sgt Army, Vince Rooney and Rolf Rooney for killing
Duncan Rooney!! BUT DUNCAN DIED OF A HEART ATTACK AFTER BEING SHOT BY VINCE SIX WEEKS AGO!!...The police pull out Duncans
buried body from under the ring and all three men are led away.....WHO TOLD THE COPS ABOUT VINCE AND ROLF BURYING DUNCAN UNDER
THE RING!! THEY HAVE COST SGT THE TITLE!
We move to a screen of Pistol Pete " Well you dont think simply beating Vince would be enough revenge! I phoned the cops
I want Vince locked away for ever!" The crowd start chanting " NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA OH HELL YEAH GOODBYE." AS SGT, ROLF
AND VINCE ARE DRIVEN AWAY...Sgt wasnt even involved...
To be continued...So the police arrest Sgt, Rolf and Vince for "Killing" Duncan, Will Pistol face a backlash from Vince
for Pistol "Screwing him"?
