Hmmm and hello welcome to yet more of this utter crap. Welcome to the second annual No Rooney Out Pay per viewLast year we had the first hell in a cell contest which if you remember gave Sgt Army his first RWF championship reign. This time Ig comes in as champion and tonight faces Mike and Corbo. Also tonight we will see who the number one contender is to the greatest event ever RooneyMania between Sgt and Pistol.

 

1 RWF Hardcore Championship General Nall Vs Criminal Crowder Vs Brash Bond Vs Judge John

 

General Nall walks out looking smug. He tells the crowd that tonight is a great event for him. As tonight he moves up the ladder in the RWF. Nall announces he is giving up his title to move onto bigger and better thingsSo the match continues between Bondy, Crowder and John..Crowder goes on the rampage and looks close to winning until he accidentally hits himself with a metal pipe.Judge slaps Bondy around the face and pins crowder 1,2,3 JUDGE JOHN NEW HARDCORE CHAMPION

 

As you can tell Im in a very arrogant mood tonight because school is tomorrow and work is building up so dont piss me off

 

2 RWF Tag team Championship Horrific Hatch& Rowdy Roddy Rogers Vs Brian River& Des Mcevoy (Euro champ)

 

Des and Brian had recently been on a march of respect lately and took this march to Mike Hatch and Rogers..Hatch however looked comfortable with the match and he and rogers looked easy for the win until suddenly Des managered to sneak in his clothling a fork. As Rogers was dancing about Des stuck the fork up rogers backsideThe squeal could be heard from all overHatch didnt like this one bit and left the ring with rogers in protest at the referee not seeing Des fork attack..Brian told the crowd that hatch and rogers now felt pain and now respected the pair..

MATCH ENDS A DRAW AS HATCH AND ROGERS LEAVE IN PROTEST

 

3 Number one contendership Match: Sgt Army (No1 Contender) Vs Pistol Pete

 

Pistol had got this match by kidnapping Kate Lugen Sgts new wife..She was happily back in Sgts possession nowPistol was angry and bitter however over his treatment the past few weeks and tore at Sgt as the match beganSgt was powerless as Pistol continued his beating ramming his head into a steel post. Sgt by now was bleeding as Pistol continued kicking and volleying Sgts headAll of a sudden Jimmy Noss ran to the ring to try and help his pupil SgtHe tried to drag Pistol away from the ring but Pistol gave him the Pistol shot!Noss lay on the floor in agony while Sgt called for more helpThis time Vince Rooney ran to the ringHe had been beaten up by Pistol a few weeks ago after he had given the number one slot to Sgt for some reasonVince with a chair attempted to hit Pistol but Rolf his own son came and stopped him!.Rolf was suing Vince for attacking him a few weeks ago. The father and son now brutally fought each other!..Meanwhile Pistol continued attacking Sgt in the ring wait a minute!Its Fat Farran!The ex RWF commentator who had a heart attack 8 months ago!Farran hobbles into the ring and jumps on top of Pistol allowing Sgt to steal it 1,2,3 SGT ARMY WINS ONLY AFTER THREE PEOPLE HELP HIM AND FAT FARRAN RETURNS!

 

4 Mainevent RWF Heavyweight Championship The Ig Show (Champion) Vs Macho Man Mike Vs Callous Cold Corbo

 

The match began and Mike and corbo dived for one another..These two had been rivalries for over 2 months now and both wanted revenge on one anotherIg watched on looking smug as he saw both men use dangerous and painful moves on one anotherMacho and Corbo fought outside the ring and Corbo backdropped Mike onto the concrete floor!Ig took this as his chance and from behind drop kicked Corbo in the head1,2,Suddenly a person runs from the crowd.It itsDuncan Rooney!..Vinces father! Duncan races to the ring and drags ig to the ground and begins kicking him!.Vince Rooney again races to the ring now and questions his father as to why hes here and is attacking The ig show!..Duncan puts two fingers up at his son!As this carries on Corbo runs in from behind of the Ig show and gives him the callous Cold Stunner!1,2.3 CALLOUS CORBO HAS DONE IT!!CORBO IS THE NEW CHAMPION!!.WHY DID DUNCAN ROONEY GET INVOLVED THOUGH?..WHY IS HE AGAINST IG SHOW?WHY IS HE AGAINST VINCE ROONEY?

 

To be continued.Why that made sense.So Duncan Rooney, Vinces father invades the match and attacks Ig costing him the title why?Why did he swear at his own son?Why is Fat Farran back?Is she also romantically involved with Sgt like Kate Lugen?Will Rolf manage to sue Vince over assault claims?Will Brian and Des be stopped in their march of respect?Will Pistol gain revenge and a RooneyMania spot?Where is General Nall heading in the RWF?So many questions..ahhh