Hello Hello Hello and Welcome to the Second annual Rooney Rumble
Contest!What a night tonight we have in storeMacho Mike and Pistol fight in tag action against their arch enemies Corbo and
NallIg defends against Crowder and who will win the Rumble contest and go to RooneyMania?.Last year Corbo won it after Army
went desperately closeAlso last year saw Pam Rooney die will this years be even more exciting chuckle
Tag Match Macho Man Mike & Pistol Pete Vs General Nall and
Callous Cold Corbo
Macho trotted out first and suddenly Nall and Corbo both quickly
ran out before Pistol was there.Macho was being double teamed by both Corbo and Nall with Pistol nowhere in sight!Pistol did
turn up finally going straight for General Nalla nd throwing him out of the ring. Both these men began fighting outside with
Nall being busted wide up with a knifeMacho was down and was given the callous cold stunner!1,2,MACHOS ELBOW IS UP!!..How
did he do that!.Macho began fighting back against the stunned Corbo..Corbo was pummelled until Macho let go for the Macho
Slam!.1,2,..WAIT PISTOL STOPS ThE 3 COUNT!PISTOL IS ON MIKES SIDE THOUGH!Macho looks up to Pistol in shock an Pistol fires
the Pistol shot to him!.Pistol walks away looking smug as Nall pins mike 1,2,3 NALL AND CORBO WIN AFTER PISTOL TURNS ON MIKE
RWF Championship The Ig Show (Champ) Vs Criminal Crowder
Crowder looked a maniac as he entered the ringRemember it was him who ran down Pam at last years event
so memories were getting to him.Crowder was
down Pam at last years event so memories were getting to him.Crowder
was amazing as Ig tried to fight him offCrowder hitting a powerslam on Ig who screamed in painCrowder continued his attack
suplexing Ig on his sore back1,2,.IG KICKS OUT!.Ig had been close to losing the title and the power shifted to him..Ig knocked
crowder off his feet with a huge right hand and when slapped him back down when he got up!.Crowder stumbled up and was hit
with a CHOKESLAM!.1,2,3 THE IG SHOW RETAINS!.Just whe out walks a mystery figure who begins clapping the ig show!.MY ITS DAVE
HUBBARD!DAVE BEGINS CLAPPING AND SHAKES IGs HAND BEFORE SUDDENLY KNOCKING HIM OF HIS FEET WITH A MASSIVE PUNCH!!
RWF Rooney Rumble : rules 4 men in ring at onceman is eliminated
once he is thrown over top ropeHe is replaced by another man after this.
Out first come ! Nall, Bondy, Rogers and hatch!.Nall seems incensed for destruction and goes stright for
Rogers who is punched to the floorBondy goes for old Mogul friend HatchNall tries to throw over Rogers but fails as he holds
on to the top rope.hatch is about to eliminate Bondy but he turns it around and backflips hatch over the rop!..HATCH IS ELIMINATED
IN COMES DES MCEVOY!Des clothleslines Bondy and goes straight for RogersRogers is lands on the floor allowing Nall to simply
volley his fallen body and eliminate him!ROGERS IS
ELMINATED IN COMES MACHO MAN MIKE!.MIKE BEGINS CLEARING HOUSE
PUNCHING NALL RIGHT OVER THE TOP ROPE!NALL IS ELIMINATED AND IN COMES LETHAL LEATHERBARROWDes is jumped from behind by Bondy
but in runs Mike who flies in the middleHe eliminates bondy and leaves Des hanging on for dear lifeMike tries to punch off
but lethal comes in and saves him.BONDY ELIMINATED AND HERE COMES WALMSLEY!!Des sees arrogant walmsley walk in and begins
making silly noises this puts walmsely off allowing him to boot him out of the ring!Lethal and Mike are fighting but Des comes
in and helps Mike lift and throw him out of the ring!WALMSLEY AND LETHAL ELMIINATED!IN COME PUMMEL ME PRESCOTT AND PISTOL
PETE!Prescott is met with force by a massive kick from both Des and Macho and is quickly eliminatedmacho goes now for Pistol
who turned against him in their matchup .Macho and pistol are rolling around trying to punch each otherPRESCOTT ELIMINATED
AND IN COMES SGT ARMY!!.Sgt flies to Des and knocks him out cold!Sgt begins walking around the ring in triumph ..SUDDENLY
ROLF ROONEY RUNS OUT AND SMACKS SGT IN THE SKULL WITH A CHAIR!.Vince Rooney runs out and stops his son!.VINCE LOOKS ANGRY
AT ROLF AND TELLS HIM HE IS A USELESS SON OF A BITCH!ROLF TRIES TO EXPLAIN BUT VINCE SCREAMS YOUR NOTHING LIKE ME . IM SMART,
CLEVER AND WISE YOU HAVE SPOLIT IT ALL ME AND SGT WERE ALLIES WE WERE JUST PRETENDNING NOT TO BE!.YOURE A WASTE OF SPACE YOUR
NOT EVEN MY DAMN SON!!.OH my rolf isnt Vinces son!Rolf runs off quickly and Vince chases after him feeling guilty!.Des and
Sgt are out cold still and macho rolls them out of the ring SGT & DES ELIMINATED!..BRIAN AND CROWDER WALK OUT!.Crowder
begins fighting Brian while Pistol and Macho continue fighting!Crowder tries to kick Brian but he catches his foot and launches
him in the air and out of the ring!..CROWDER ELIMINATED!NOW THE FINAL MAN LAST YEARS CHAMPION CORBO RUNS IN!Brian shakes corbos
hand and pats him on the back and eliminates himself in a sign of respect!BRIAN ELIMINATED!NOW ONLY PISTOL, MACHO AND CORBO
REMAIN!.Corbo and Pistol begin fighting against Macho.Macho is a bloody wreak and is being beaten badly by the two.He is about
to be eliminated when suddenly he manages to twist his body around and hit both men in the privates!Both three men struggle
in agony!Macho charges at Pistol and Corbo ready to boot them out of the ring!.Corbo takes the impact and falls backwards
onto Pistol Pete and both men nearly fall out of the ring but are clinging to the top rope!..MACHO IS ABOUT TO ELIMINATED
BOTH CORBO AND PISTOL!.MACHO PUNCHES AT THEM BUT SUDDENLY PISTOL GRABS HIS HAND AND PULLS HIM DOWN WITH THEM!.BOTH PISTOL,
CORBO AND MACHO ARE ELIMINATED!.WHO WINS THE RUMBLE !??..The announcer comes on with the result..YOUR ROONEY RUMBLE WINNER
AND THE MAN GOING TO ROONEYMANIA is.
To be continued.Who goes to RooneyMania who won??..How did Pistol
manage to drag Macho out of the ring at the same time?.Rolf Rooney isnt Vinces plan??.Why were Sgt Army and Vince Rooney allies
all the time yet were fighting really?..Why did Dave Hubbard attack Ig show??WHO WON THE RUMBLE!!
