Eric is sitting in the studio wearing his Man Utd 93/94 FA Cup Final winning shirt. He announces that this weeks guest is the RWF Owner Vince Rooney...

Q Welcome to the show Vince Rooney I'm glad you could join us after everything that has been happening in the past few weeks

A Well I'm a peoples man and I do what the people want. Plus this is my show and I can be on it whenever I want. Remember I can fire your ass whenever I want to...

Q Quite right Vince so my first question will be....

A Excuse me? Its Mr Rooney I think you will find...

Q Sorry Mr Rooney the question everyone wants to know is what happened for Sgt Army and Brian River to quit in the first place?

A Well every month all the RWF wrestlers meet up with the staff to discuss future events etc. It was at this meeting that Sgt Army and Brian River had some very disturbing and untrue things to say about this company. I asked for them to calm down but they stormed out the building.

Q What things did Sgt Army and Brian River say?

A I am not going to discuss what these two said only it was quite shocking and disturbing

Q You and Sgt Army had a strong relationship. You and Sgt Army were a solid team fighting many in the RWF. Did you have any idea that Sgt was unhappy prior to the meeting?

A Sgt complained that I wasnt using him correctly in matches. He said on many occassions not to take him for granted and that he wanted more power in the RWF for himself. I told him this was out of the question but apart from that I had no idea he would turn his back on me....

Q On a Rooney is War episode after Sgt Army and Brian River resigned from the company he officially stripped Sgt Army of the title. However after having a title match for the vacant belt Sgt Army and River returned and stopped a new champion being crowned. To put it mildy this must have been embarrasing for you.

A Well Yes it was Eric for 3 shows in a row these two idiots got into the building to wreak my chances of appointing a new champion. Why didnt security stop them I bet your thinking. I'm investigating this now.

Q Ig Show joined forces with the "rebels" Sgt and Brian last Monday on Rooney is War. How do you feel about more of your wrestlers joining the rebels?

A I'm sickened to say the least. Ig Show was a good pal of mine. But it doesnt make a difference Sgt Army knows how clever and devious I am he knows I will always beat whatever he does. Thats because my name is Vince Rooney and I am so successful. I tell all my employees "Dont cross the Boss" Many have learnt this now. Even if Ig Show has joined Sgt I still have a whole federation to destroy these fools like I showed on SmackRooney. I will always have the upper hand.

Q On SmackRooney you also re- appointed Sgt Army as your RWF Champion after weeks of failing to appoint a new one after you stripped him of the gold. Why go back on your decision?

A Well it was quite simple. Creating a new champion wasnt working with these rebels always interfering so they might as well be in the ring and get destroyed and lose the title that way. if only they had let me pick a new champion instead if getting in my way they would have saved themselves from all this. Instead they will have to learn the hard way. This Monday I will have a new champion and Sgt Army will be destroyed.

Q What are these Rooney Rules for the title match?

A You will have to find out Eric but if they are Rooney Rules you know its gonna be a lot of fun...

Q Finally what do you have to say to your other old enemy the very popular Pistol Pete

A Ho ho Pistol? Well I robbed him of the title many times he poses no threat to me anymore. He's a nobody he can run his mouth as much as he wants because at the end of the day it wont win him any title. In the RWF you can only succeed by being my friend. Thats as simple as it is....I dont deal with losers and Pistol is a loser. But he choose to be like that. He should learn from Macho Man Mike how to be successful and not just run his mouth. He should leave the talking to the ring but he knows he isnt good enough to do that.

Q Thankyou Mr Rooney for your time

A Thankyou Mr Cantona I can promise you this Monday there will be a new champion and Sgt Army who knows how powerful I am already will really know not to cross the boss...