Eric is looking extremely smug as he sits in the studio relaxing on the sofa. After the normal welcome and round up section he stands up to welcome todays guests..The Murphy Brothers!

Q: Welcome Partick and Matthew Murphy to In your Face we are smug you decided to join us so soon after you joined the RWF. You must have been busy organising things and other things..

A: Shut it

Q: Okay firstly the people are asking why were you given the job to run the RWF while Vince was away? Do you know Vince well?

A: We are family and like they say blood is thicker than water..

Q: Quite many people are wondering why you are given the tag nastiest bastards on the earth...

A: Because we are....

Q: Yes but what have you done to earn such a title...

A: Being nasty bastards...

Q: Name an occassion when you were nasty bastards..

A: (Patrick rises off his chair..) You calling my brother Matthew a liar...(Matthew puts his hand on Patricks shoulder) Its okay brother let me do the talking...Are you calling me a liar..

Q: (Eric looks worried) No of course not Mr Murphy! I'm just wondering as the people want to know

A: Well the people can fuck off. I am doing this interview because I want to say a few things to certain individuals...

Q: What do you want to say??

A: All in good time Eric. Now ask me some more stupid questions

Q: Okay what have you been doing before you were both given the job to run the RWF?

A: Well we were running a protection racket around the merseyside area. We were very powerful and are now even more powerful. Vince saw this power and hired us to run the company after he phoned me once. We are his cousins he can trust us

Q: Do you really think the experience of running a protection racket is enough to run a company!? What the hell was Vince doing??? I know your family but .....(Patrick assaults Eric)

A: (Matthew stands over his body) No what the hell were you going you little bastard. You better respect us..

Q: Leave me alone please......

A Oh we will when we say what we were here to say. Sgt Army this is aimed at you and that little toe rag Pistol Pete as well. Well mostly at Sgt Army....

Q: (Eric moans and Patrick kicks him...)

A: You can maybe fuck with Vince Rooney but you cant fuck with us. We are ruthless and aggressive so we dont let little bastards trick us. This isnt our company so will I be bothered if I destroy it?? No I wont. Vince Rooney appointed us knowing this. He wants us to destroy it. He knows we will. He would rather let his lovely company be ruined rather than little bastards like Sgt and Pistol be dominant. Thats the Rooney way and thats the Murphy way....Goodnight. You'll be seeing us again soon enough..Hope you feel better soon Eric...(Evil laugh)